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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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3 months ago

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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5 months ago

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72 shares on Threads this month:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

65 shares on X this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

61 shares on TikTok this month:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

73 shares on Slack this month:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

84 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Live now on Instagram:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Trending via Reddit:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Spotted on Messenger:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Going viral on Slack:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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