Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.