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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

48 shares on TikTok this month:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Broadcasted on X:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Just landed via WeChat:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Making waves on Messenger:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Spotted on Messenger:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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