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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.