Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSome days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything. Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet. My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.