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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here…

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here…

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"Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged days, do nothing, energy, feel, feeling, here, hotel, humor, just, lazy, microwave, nothing, power, relatable on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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