Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.