Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?