Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.