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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Seen just now on Slack:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Spotted on Reddit:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Making waves on Discord:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Breaking via TikTok:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Spotted on Messenger:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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