Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂" Related funny posts 😂 If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity. Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?