Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.