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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Making waves on Instagram:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Live now on Reddit:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Shared recently on X:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Seen just now on Threads:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Seen just now on X:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just landed via TikTok:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Going viral on Messenger:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Just landed via X:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

43 shares on Discord this month:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Going viral on Discord:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Going viral on TikTok:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Just shared via X:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Just landed via Discord:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Just landed via Twitch:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Making waves on TikTok:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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