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โ€œJust circling back on this.โ€ – โ€œTake another lap.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Itโ€™s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

Mixed signals mean they donโ€™t like you like that. Itโ€™s that simple.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

Forget all this adulting stuff, letโ€™s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Trending via Reddit:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Spotted on Threads:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Breaking via WeChat:

Get in loser. Weโ€™re going on a guilt trip.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering โ€œusually an hourโ€ wasnโ€™t the right answer. I know this now.

Just shared via YouTube:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Making waves on Slack:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Reported on TikTok:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Making waves on WeChat:

My car is making strange noises but itโ€™s just me singing.

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

It took me 5 minutes to do something Iโ€™ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Womenโ€™s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like youโ€™re wearing a blanket.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

Might start a YouTube channel โ€œwill it hurt if I drop it on my footโ€.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Employees should have to take their bossโ€™s last name.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Freshly posted on Discord:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Spotted on Messenger:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Just shared via Twitch:

It took me 5 minutes to do something Iโ€™ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Reported on WeChat:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Just landed via TikTok:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Just landed via Facebook:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When I was young I fixed my parentsโ€™ computer and now that Iโ€™m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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