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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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