Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Commentary:
“Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought”

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