Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.