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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.