Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt

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