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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).