Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”