Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying. Commentary:"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.” Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face. I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.