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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, disdain, expression, face, hide, honesty, humor, much, reaction, sarcasm, saying, sorry on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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