Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.