Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! ๐ฆ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of. I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. I just agree with people so that they stop talking. Dear recipe websites. I donโt need your life story. Just give me the recipe. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful. Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.