“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks. Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.