“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.