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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.