Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach… Commentary:Beware: after today's stingray lesson, the living room is officially a no-swim zone! 🏊♂️➡️🚫🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays. If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude. Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish. Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.