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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach…

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach…

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Beware: after today's stingray lesson, the living room is officially a no-swim zone! 🏊‍♂️➡️🚫🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afternoon, child, child play, eat, fish, fishing, humor, kid, lifetime, man, parenting, play, pretend, sting, stingray, teach on Oct 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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