Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Tech bros: boldly going where no logic has gone before! 🚀💻 #ConfidentlyIncorrect" Related funny posts 😂 People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times. Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet” So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there? Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only. How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?