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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.