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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Jan 25, 2025

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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