The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.