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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Who knew spaghetti was so fashion-forward? πŸπŸ‘• #NewTrends

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad news, eating, forgot, good, good news, humor, i, new, news, shirt, spaghetti, wear on Oct 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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