The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It’s like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

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