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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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"Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, empty, honesty, humor, humor quote, liar, lover, playful, relationship, snack, snack lover, snacks, spot on Jun 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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