The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Funny Quotes August 1, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.