The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.