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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

I need a day off from myself.

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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