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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m running out of people I like.

Seen just now on Telegram:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Reported on YouTube:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Spotted on Slack:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Jan 27, 2025

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Reported on Messenger:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Just landed via Telegram:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Reported on LinkedIn:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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