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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

11 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

No amount of daylight can save us.

24 shares on Threads this month:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Trending via TikTok:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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