The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out. Commentary:When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car. We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports. As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?
