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When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! ๐น๐๐ป #PatioGoals
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- Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itโs also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
- Gang initiations from the Midwest be like โyou have to eat the entire potato salad.โ
- You arenโt from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
- Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
- I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.


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