The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals Related funny posts 😂 Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car. Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.” You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?