The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.