The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.