The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy. Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like he's dodging commitments faster than a cat avoiding water! ππ±π« Related Funny Quotes π€ Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. You know itβs bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person theyβve ever met. My immune system told me itβs a lover not a fighter. Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur. No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.