The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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“Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some ‘special’ drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦”

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