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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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47 shares on Discord this month:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

30 shares on Threads this month:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Shared recently on X:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Trending via Reddit:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Making waves on Telegram:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Trending via Snapchat:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Spotted on Threads:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Spotted on Messenger:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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