The only love triangle Iβm interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your relationship goals are paperback deep and blanket warm ππποΈ Related funny posts π Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea. Womenβs fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like youβre wearing a blanket. What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort. I prefer my weighted blanket in human form. A weighted blanket isnβt enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.