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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.