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  • I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!
  • I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
  • I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.
  • Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?
  • Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
  • The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.