The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.