The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.