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"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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