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"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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