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  • Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
  • At the job interview with one AirPod in.
  • Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.
  • “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.
  • I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”
  • People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.