The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.
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"Ah, the classic love story of me and ghosting. 🕵️‍♂️💨 Who needs romance when you can have mystery, right? 👻 #RelationshipGoals"

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