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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”