The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guest checkout: the superhero of shopping! π¦ΈββοΈπ No passwords, no problems! πβ¨ Related Funny Quotes π€ Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies. I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me. People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day. The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online). I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.