The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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“Remember, sitting is the gateway drug to procrastination when cleaning! 🧹✨ Keep those cleaning legs moving, or you might find yourself binge-watching Netflix instead of decluttering! 🛋️🚫 #CleaningStruggles”

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