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  • Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.
  • My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.
  • I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
  • Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
  • Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
  • Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.