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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.