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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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"Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome 😄 Oh, the joys of disappearing act – you just couldn't resist missing my dazzling presence! 💁‍♂️✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, humor, i, me, response, reunion, sarcasm, time, welcome on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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