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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.