Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Commentary:
โ€œTherapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿš— Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?โ€

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