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"Therapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! 🎤🚗 Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?"

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Just landed via Slack:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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