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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

93 shares on Instagram this month:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Making waves on Slack:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Going bananas on TikTok:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Trending via Pinterest:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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