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  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
  • Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
  • Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
  • Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.
  • Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.