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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.