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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, day, free, freedom, girl, girls, healing, humor, just, process, recovery, relationship, wake on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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