There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end. Commentary:By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl. I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal. An Amish party in the desert called churning man. I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that. Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.