There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂 Related funny posts 😂 It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor. A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.