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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, desert, end, horse, humor, joke, name, naming, through, travel on Sep 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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