These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.