These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.