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"Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"

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87 shares on Slack this month:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

20 shares on X this month:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

10 shares on Slack this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

69 shares on Threads this month:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Going viral on WeChat:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Trending via Snapchat:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Just landed via Slack:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Spotted on Discord:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

They should invent a day where it all works out.

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

They should invent a day where it all works out.

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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