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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.